Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more
assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay. Chardonnay
is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and
your actions. Chardonnay can help ease
you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and
willing to do just about anything. You
will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately, and with a regimen of
regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with Chardonnay.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not
use Chardonnay. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,
vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
dancing, headaches, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and naked Twister.
WARNINGS: The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think
you are whispering when you are not. The
consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over
again that you love them. The
consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing. The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call/text them at four
o'clock in the morning. The consumption
of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting. The
consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
So go ahead and try it! $3 a bottle for Chardonnay works the same as $300 a bottle for prescription medication, so why pay more?
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