July 09, 2008

no, Versus, I don't want to get your text messages

To keep us engaged for the entire Tour de France, the channel that broadcasts it, called Versus, is having an online prize giveaway of a new Saab, a Cervelo bicycle, signed jersies and other valuable stuff.  Of course, you have to watch the Tour every day to get the codeword for the day and then go to their website and enter for a chance to win.

Just for kicks, because I'm sitting here watching the Tour and it came up, I went to the website to enter.

There's an amazing amount of stuff you have to enter, including your birth date (I guess to make sure you're over 18), and they're not happy with just one phone number, so I had to enter the same one twice.  Then you have to run the gauntlet of check boxes, because they want to inundate you with you to sign up to receive information about Saab cars, bicycles, Versus, other events, blah, blah, blah.  I didn't check any of those.

When I finally got all the information entered and hit the "submit" button, it came back and said it couldn't submit it until I had completed everything.  The only thing left was this message in red:

Send me Tour de France on VERSUS Mobile Alerts.**

What?  I tried it again and got the same message.  So you can't even enter their drawing unless you agree to get their Tour de France messages on your cell phone.

I don't want a jersey signed by Bob Roll that badly.

July 08, 2008

Tour time again!

This year's Tour de France will be another exciting contest with new teams and new faces.  Some of the old teams and favorites are gone, especially with the stunning exclusion earlier in the year of the entire Astana team, which included last year's Tour winner, Alberto Contador.  Once again, there's no clear favorite rider or team.

What I find really interesting is one of this year's commercials for the Tour.

Screw the dopers
the politics
the critics.
They sucked the soul
out of this race.
It's our time.
Take back the Tour.

July 07, 2008

happy birthday, Bob Roll!

I just couldn't let July 7th pass without saying Happy Birthday! to Bob Roll, my favorite "color" commentator on the Tour de France. 

In honor of the occasion, they showed a video of film clips from Bob's own Tour de France races.  Some of them made me realize how the Tour has matured as far as organization, technology, logistics and pretty much everything.  In one race he was very frustrated by the lack of support, and they couldn't even fix their bikes because the tools were locked in the team van.

A couple of things are certain:  he has plenty of experience with the Tour de France to make him a great commentator, and he's always had that quirky sense of humor that allows him to be the "color" man.

Happy birthday, Bob!

July 29, 2007

The most profound thing Bob Roll has ever said

This year’s Tour de France has been a real crapshoot. There was no clear champion like Lance Armstrong to watch. Last year’s winner, Floyd Landis, is still under a cloud of suspicion and was not allowed to race. Then from the very beginning, there was major attrition among the racers caused by crashes and injuries (Robbie McEwen, most notably), and competitors and entire teams were either expelled or dropped because of positive testing for drugs, testosterone or doping—Vinokourov, Michael Rasmussen, the whole Astana and Cofidis teams. Big names from the past like Ullrich and Basso are no longer competing. 

What that leaves us is a few big names making a last bid to win as they reach or pass their peaks and a whole field of young newcomers.

The biggest upset was the withdrawal of Rasmussen by his own Rabobank team, and the complete turnaround of the lineup. Enter the newcomer—Alberto Contador of Discovery Channel Team, which is now owned in part by Lance Armstrong and still contains a number of his own former teammates. It was Contador’s first Tour and at that point he already held the white jersey as the best young rider. Suddenly he was in contention to actually win the Tour, but it would be extremely close since he held only several minutes’ lead over the second- and third-place riders, Cadel Evans and Levi Leipheimer.

Now, obviously Bob Roll is the “color” commentator since he is well-known for his jokes, animated hand gestures and stories from personal experiences during his own racing career. In spite of his buffoon act, over the years I’ve been watching the Tour I have come to appreciate his analysis of race stages and tactics and his sharp wit. But one thing you don’t expect out of Bob Roll is a statement arising from deep wisdom.

On Saturday in the closing analysis at the end of an incredible time trial stage won by Levi Leipheimer, commentators Bob Roll and Al Trautwig were discussing the field of contenders for the yellow jersey and the likelihood of Contador being able to maintain his lead to the end of the Tour. With only 31 seconds between the first- and third-place racers in the standings and over seven minutes to the fourth-place racer, Carlos Sastre, the Tour could have been won by any of the top three.

Bob Roll then made the most profound statement I’ve ever heard him make: “The yellow jersey will ultimately find its rightful owner.”

Such a simple yet striking statement—the acknowledgment that the yellow jersey would be taken by the rider with the right combination of skill and stamina, fierce competitive spirit, and sometimes just good luck. And yet his statement personified the yellow jersey by endowing it with the human qualities of thought and choice. 

Is “destiny” what happens to us through a combination of unforeseen circumstances? Or do mystical or magical forces exist that put all of those elements into play?

A similar analogy can be found in Harry Potter: “The wand chooses the wizard.”